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Old 01-07-2003, 09:07 PM
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The Good, The Bad & The Ugly

THE GOOD, THE BAD & THE UGLY
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> 1. Good: Your pregnant.
> Bad: It's triplets.
> Ugly: Your husband had a vasectomy five years ago.
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> 2. Good: Your husband's not talking to you.
> Bad: He wants a divorce.
> Ugly: He's a lawyer.
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> 3. Good: Your daughter is finally maturing.
> Bad: She's involved with the man next door.
> Ugly: So are you.
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> 4. Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.
> Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
> Ugly: You're in them.
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> 5. Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
> Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.
> Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them.
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> 6. Good: Your husband understands fashion.
> Bad: He's a cross-dresser.
> Ugly: He looks better than you do.
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> 7. Good: You give the "Birds and bees" talk to your daughter.
> Bad: She keeps interrupting.
> Ugly: With corrections.
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> 8. Good: The postman is early.
> Bad: He is wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun.
> Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas.
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9. Good: Your daughter is dating someone new.
Bad: It's another woman.
Ugly: She's your best friend.

10. Good: Your daughter got a new job.
Bad: As a hooker.
Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients.
Way Ugly: She makes more money than you do.

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Old 07-07-2003, 01:13 PM
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LMFAO...those were great...
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Old 07-07-2003, 08:44 PM
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I shall try to find more for you
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