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Old 01-08-2001, 01:00 AM
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A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?"

Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm
the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism.
Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll
call her the Government. We're here to take care of your
needs, so we'll call you the People. The nanny, we'll
consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we'll
call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that
makes sense."

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad
has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying,
so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has
severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his
parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting
to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door
locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed
with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad,
I think I understand the concept of politics now."

The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what
you think politics is all about."

The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing
the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the
People are being ignored and the Future is in deep ****."
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