Old Lady's Fart
A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this problem
with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. My farts never smell and
are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 20 times since
I've been here in your office. You didn't know I was farting because they
don't smell and are silent."
The doctor says, "I see, take these pills and come back to see me next week."
The next week the lady comes back. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what
the heck you gave me, but now my farts...although still silent... stink
The doctor says, "Good!!! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing."
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