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Old 22-02-2001, 03:03 AM
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A Rooster Story

A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken

The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, "Ok old fart, time
for you to retire."

The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of these
chickens. Look what it has done to me. Can't you just let me have the two
old hens over in the corner?"

The young rooster says, "Beat it! You are washed up and I am taking over."

The old rooster says, "I tell you what, young stud. I will race you around
the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire
chicken coop."

The young rooster laughs, "You know you don't stand a chance old man, so
just to be fair I will give you a head start."

The old rooster takes off running.

About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off running after him. They
round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the
gap. He is already about 5 inches behind the old rooster and gaining fast.

The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot of the front porch when
he sees the roosters running by.

He grabs up his shotgun and BOOM!, he blows the young rooster to bits.

The farmer sadly shakes his head and says, "Damn it...third gay rooster I
bought this month."
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