Drive safe. Remove a spark plug lead.

[lapunman]

Back in Lae in the good old days, I remember removing spark plug leads from the engine before walking into the yatch club. It is amazing how safe you feel on the way home running on 3 cylinders.

Try it some time. Although these days you may need the extra speed to beat the rascals. Good old days.

[lapunman]

I remember hitchiking to Lae Central one night. I was picked up by this breat guy called Way??? As soon as I got in the car I could smell pot. I of course said is that pot I smell. He replied do you want some, as I noticed a joint the size of a cigar sticking out of the ash tray. I replied yes of course. Needless to say I was wasted by the time I got to town, less than 5 minutes away. Excellent.

But the best part is that every time Way??? saw me after that, no matter where it was, he would pull over and give me another joint. Excellent. Good old days.

Hitchhike at your own risk. Not reccommended anymore.