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Old 23-06-2003, 09:10 AM
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A traveling salesman visits a small town in the Midwest and sees a circus banner reading,
" DON'T MISS THE AMAZING INDIAN CHIEF."
Curious, he buys a ticket and enters the tent.
The tent goes dark.
Suddenly, trumpets blare and all eyes turn to the spotlight on the center ring.
There in the center ring is a table with three walnuts in a row, illuminated by the spotlight .
Standing next to the table is an old Indian Chief.
Suddenly the old man unzips his pants, whips out a huge *****, and smashes all three walnuts with three mighty swats!
The crowd erupts in applause!
Ten years later the salesman happens to visits the same little town and he sees a faded sign for the same circus and the same "DON'T MISS THE AMAZING INDIAN CHIEF."
He can't believe the old guy is still alive, much less still doing his act!
So out of curiosity he buys a ticket.
Again, the center ring is illuminated.
This time, instead of walnuts, three coconuts are placed neatly in a row on the table.
The Indian Chief stands before them, then suddenly unzips his fly and smashes the coconuts with three swats of his amazing member.
The crowd goes wild!
Flabbergasted, and mouth ajar, the salesman requests a meeting with the Chief after the show.
You're incredible," he tells the Indian Chief. "But I have to know something. You're older now, why switch from walnuts to coconuts?"
"Well", says the Indian Chief, "My eyes aren't what they used to be."

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he he he I like this one
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