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Old 24-05-2002, 04:34 PM
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Promotion Going on......

Just helping Dr Malau's awareness....Check the condom list below.
You got plenty of brand names to choose from too...HAPPY SHOPPING!!
all for a good cause.

Imagine if major companies from all around the world
started producing or sponsoring condoms. They would
become fashionable and companies would probably
advertise more openly. Imagine the trademarks:

**** Condoms: Just do it!
Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling!
Ford Condoms: The ride of your life
Microsoft Condoms: Where do you want to go today?

Optus Condoms: Yes!
KFC Condoms: Finger Lickin' Good!
M&M's Condoms: Melt in your mouth, not in your hands
Duracell Condoms: Keep going and going and going

Pringles Condoms: Once you pop you can't stop
Sydney Olympic Condoms: Share the Spirit
Hyundai Condoms: All day, every day
Tip Top Condoms: Good onya mum - (available in
Tasmania only)

Panasonic Condoms: Even more than you expected
Pepsi Cola Condoms: Choice of a New Generation
VB Condoms: As a matter of fact, I've got one now
Swan Lager Condoms: They said you'd never make it....
Vegemite Condoms: Puts a rose in every cheek -
Shell Condoms: Go well, go shell

Levis Condoms: Do you fit the legend?
Nescafe Condoms: It brings you together.
Quicken Condoms: Quicken.Easy

The following brands would probably not sell very
well.....

Dunlop Condoms: Stick with Dunlop
Mitsubishi Condoms: Please consider
AFL Condoms: I'd Like to See That
Goodyear Condoms: If it only saves you once a
year....

Samboy Condoms: The flavour really hits you
TAC Condoms: Speed kills
Nobby's Condoms: Nibble Nobby's Nuts
Ericsson Condoms: Smaller

Bolle Condoms: Put them on your face
TAG HEUER Condoms: Don't crack under pressure
Calvin Klein Condoms: Obsession for Men, Eternity for
Women
FOSSIL Condoms: It's about time

Kahlua Condoms: Drink the rhythm
Aussie Homeloans Condoms: We'll save you
Red Rooster Condoms: The Chicken is Ready!
Weet Bix Condoms: Aussie Kids....

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Old 11-06-2002, 06:00 PM
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Support Condom Week - READ it!

> LIST OF POSSIBLE SLOGANS PROMOTING NATIONAL CONDOM WEEK
>
> 1. COVER YOUR STUMP BEFORE U HUMP
>
> 2. BEFORE U ATTACK HER, WRAP YOUR WHACKER
>
>
> 3. DON'T BE SILLY, PROTECT YOUR WILLY
> 4. WHEN IN DOUBT, SHROUD YOUR SPOUT
>
> 5. DON'T BE A LONER, COVER YOUR BONER
>
> 6. YOU CANT GO WRONG, IF U SHIELD YOUR DONG
> 7. IF YOU'RE NOT GOIN TO SACK IT, GO HOME AND WHACK IT.
>
> 8. IF U THINK SHE'S SP! UN! ! KY, COVER YOUR MONKEY
> 9. IF U SLIP BETWEEN HER THIGHS, BE SURE TO CONDOMIZ
> 10. IT WILL BE SWEETER IF U WRAP YOUR PETER
> 11. SHE WONT GET SICK IF U WRAP YOUR ****
>
>12. IF U GO IN TO HEAT, PACKAGE YOUR MEAT
>13. WHLE YR UNDRESSING VENUS, DRESS UP YOUR *****
>14. WHEN U TAKE OFF HER PANTS AND BLOUSE, SLIP UP YOUR TROUSER MOUSE
>
>15. ESPECIALLY IN DECEMBER, GIFT WRAP YOUR MEMBER
>
>
>16. NEVER,NEVER DECK HER WITH AN UNWRAPPED PECKER
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>17. DONT BE A FOOL, VULCANIZE YOUR TOOL
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>18. THE RIGHT SELECTION WILL PROTECT YOUR ERECTION
>
> 19. WRAP IT IN FOIL BEFORE CHECKING HER OIL
> 20. A CRANK WITH ARMOR WILL NEVER HARM HER
>
> 21. NO GLOVE, NO LOVE!
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