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Old 07-03-2007, 08:46 PM
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Another wun from POM mates

A Porgera guy walks into BSP bank, and after waiting for 90 minutes in line, he goes straight to a customer service rep. and says, "Hey, lady, I got
this here check to deposit and I'll be goddamned if I am going to wait my *** on line anymore."

"Please", says the the BSP woman customer service rep. "I won't have that kind of language in this BSP bank."

"Well excuse me, but this ****in' check ain't drawing any goddamned interest with you yappin' away about my language."

"Sir, I don't have to take this abuse" she says.

"Well then let's get the ****in' manager okay? I mean what kind of **** is this I have to take from you?"

The BSP manager is summoned, and says "What seems to be the problem?"

The BSP woman customer service rep says, "This man is using vulgar language and I won't stand for it."

The Porgera guy says "Hey alls I'm trying to do in this goddamned bank, for
Christ's sake is deposit this ****in' check for 15 million dollars."

The BSP manager looks at the check and then at the Porgera guy and says "And this ****in' bitch won't help you?"
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