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Old 24-10-2001, 07:03 PM
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A Drunk and the bartender

A drunk walks into a bar and says to the bartender,

"Get everyone here a drink on me, and get one for yourself too"

The bartender pours a round of drinks, including one for himself, then says to the drunk, "That will be $45"

The drunk says, "I don't have any money"

The bartender takes the drunk outside and beats the **** out of him.

The next night the same drunk walks into the bar and says to the bartender, "Get everyone here a drink on me, and one for yourself too".

The bartender thinks, this guy can't be that stupid to come in here two nights in a row with no money, so he pours a round, has one himself, bumps the guy and says, "That will be $50".

The drunk says, "I don't have any money".

The bartender takes the drunk outside and beats the **** out of him again.

The next night, same drunk walks into the bar, waves a wad of twenty dollar bills in the air and tells the bartender to get a round for everyone.

The bartender says, "What, not one for myself?"

To which the drunk replies, "Hell no, you get too mean when you drink."
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