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Old 12-12-2002, 07:15 PM
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Drunk

This bloke walks into a bar and over the next couple of hours
proceeds to get increasingly drunk. Suddenly he spots a guy in the corner
with a group of friends and begins to verbally abuse him.

"Oi you he shouts. I've ****ed your mum!!"

The man carries on drinking trying to ignore the guy's drunken
rantings.

Half an hour later the drunk stands up and renews his abuse.

"Oi you" he shouts even louder this time "I ****ed your mum up the bum"

The guy in the corner turns his back on him and continues talking
with friends although by now visibly irate.


Half a hour later the drunk pipes up once again.

"Oi you! your mum sucked my ****!!"


By now the guy in the corner has lost his cool, he stands up furiously and
yells

"For ****s sake Dad go home, you're embarrassing me."
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Old 13-12-2002, 09:38 AM
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Hahahahaha!!!......Whoa!, now that's a cruel joke, alright!!
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Old 13-12-2002, 09:19 PM
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