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Old 14-04-2002, 11:27 PM
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The Landing

An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had
hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The airline
had a policy, which required the first officer to stand at
the door while the passengers exited, give a smile, and a
"Thanks for flying XYZ airline." He said that in light of
his bad landing, he had a hard time looking the passengers
in the eye, thinking that someone would have a smart
comment, but no one seemed annoyed.

Finally everyone had gotten off except for one little old
lady walking with a cane. She approached and asked,
conspiratorially, "Sonny, mind if I ask you a question?"

"Why no Ma'am, what is it?"

"Did we land or were we shot down?"
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Old 14-04-2002, 11:45 PM
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Sounds like one of my landings.

On a slightly different tangent,...

'Hello, Pan American Airlines?' said Paddy Lonegan. 'Could ye be tellin' me how long it takes from Boston to Dublin?'

The voice on the telephone said, I'll see sir, just a minute.'

'Ahh 'tis fast. Thank ye', Paddy said as he hung up.
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