In America, Your Driver's Licence Tells All...
A mother is driving a little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
'Mommy', the little girl asks, 'How old are you?'
'Honey, it's not polite to ask a lady her age,' the mother replied.
'OK,' the little girl says, 'How much do you weigh?'
'Darling,' the mother says, 'those are personal questions and are really not things you need to know about.'
Undaunted, the little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?'
'Young lady, that is enough questions from you, for today!'
The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.
'My Mom won't tell me anything about herself,' the little girl says to her friend.
'Well,' says the friend, 'all you need to do is look at her driver's licence. It's like a report card, it's got everything on it.'
Later that night, the little girl says to her mother, 'I know how old you are, you are 32.'
The mother is surprised and asks, 'How did you find that out?'
'I also know that you weigh 140 pounds.'
The mother is past surprised and shocked now. 'How in heaven's name did you find that out?' she asks.
'And,' the little girl says triumphantly, 'I also know why you and Daddy got a divorce.'
'Oh really?' the mother asks. 'And why do you think we got a divorce?'
'Because you got an F in sex.'
"hug harder. laugh louder. smile bigger. love longer."
Last edited by Ellemme; 09-06-2008 at 05:26 PM. Reason: Typo
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