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Old 30-11-2003, 08:22 PM
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Michael Jackson Jokes

> Q: What is soft and brown and found in a baby diaper?
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> A: Michael Jackson's hand.
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> Q: When is it bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?
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> A: When the big hand touches the little hand.
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> Q: Why does Michael Jackson like to sleep with twenty eight year olds?
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> A: There's twenty of them.
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> Q: What does Michael Jackson and KMart have in common?
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> A: They both have young boys pants half-off.
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> Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
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> A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play
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> and the other you carry your groceries in !!
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> Q: What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
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> A: Get out of my sun!!
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> Q: What do you do if Michael Jackson is drowning?
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> A: Throw him a buoy !!
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> Q: What do Michael Jackson and a Big Mac have in common?
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> A: They're both 30 year old meat between 10 year old buns!
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> Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect "10"?
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> A: Two 5 year olds.
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> Q: What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
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> A: A Michael Jackson slumber party.
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Old 01-12-2003, 12:18 AM
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Hi,

I fully appreciate Ronnie's penchant for jokes. His jokes have given me perfect kick-starts many a day.

But, quite sadly, the one on Michael Jackson, doesn't make the mark. Further, I think, jokes about Pedophiles shouldn't find a place here. I can hear friends out there screaming, "BUT A JOKE IS A JOKE"...

What does everyone here think?. Is it proper to have jokes on Pedophilism in pngbd.com ?.

Over to you folks...

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