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Forum: Dirty Jokes 14-07-2014, 11:33 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 7,208
Posted By groverwa
Retirement job.

Someone asked me, "And now that you are retired, do you still have a job?"

I replied, "Yes I am my wife's sexual adviser."

Somewhat shocked, they said, "I beg your pardon, but what do you...
Forum: Dirty Jokes 14-06-2012, 09:55 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 4,785
Posted By groverwa
fellow dirty joke people

Come on fellow dirty joke people

How about adding some to the forum - please:):):):):):)
Forum: Dirty Jokes 04-06-2012, 10:48 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 4,915
Posted By groverwa
doesnt look anything like my son

A mother in law said to her sons wife when the baby was born "i dont mean to be rude but he doesnt look anything like my son" The daughter in law lifted her skirt and said "I dont mean to be rude...
Forum: Dirty Jokes 04-06-2012, 10:44 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 4,377
Posted By groverwa
bucket and saucer method

A door to door poll taker asked a young housewife what form of contraception she and her husband used.
"We use the bucket and saucer method." Replied the woman.
"Gee," said the man, "I have never...
Forum: Dirty Jokes 04-06-2012, 10:42 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 4,216
Posted By groverwa
showed me his weenie

What the mother of every daughter fears...



Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face and told her mother, "Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today at the playground!"
...
Forum: Dirty Jokes 04-06-2012, 10:41 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 4,089
Posted By groverwa
start using yours

A woman is at home when she hears someone knock at the door. She goes to the door and opens the door to see a man standing there.
He asks the lady, 'Do you have a ******?'
She slams the door in...
Forum: Dirty Jokes 04-06-2012, 10:38 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 4,837
Posted By groverwa
police-dog

Uncle Johnny, the village idiot goes into a bar to have himself a cold one.
Twenty minutes later, a policeman entered the bar and asked," Who owns the dog tied under that tree outside?"
Johnny said...
Forum: Dirty Jokes 04-06-2012, 10:37 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 5,670
Posted By groverwa
show me your tongue

While examining his lady patient, the doctor tells her: "Your heart, lungs, pulse & BP are fine. Now let me see that little thing which gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble."

The lady...
Forum: Jokes 17-04-2012, 08:58 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 16,646
Posted By groverwa
Bone

Is connected to the...
Forum: Dirty Jokes 17-04-2012, 08:51 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 6,693
Posted By groverwa
Date Rape

The bartender noticed a guy sitting at the bar was pouring his drink into the palm of his hand.
"What in the hell are you doing?" he asked.
The man looked up and said, "Getting my date...
Forum: Dirty Jokes 01-03-2012, 08:58 AM
Replies: 0
Views: 4,775
Posted By groverwa
a complete prick

Golf Club Membership Application

An elderly Scottish Jew decided to retire and take up golf.
So he applied for membership at a local golf club.
About a week later he received a letter that his...
Forum: Dirty Jokes 23-01-2012, 04:36 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 5,229
Posted By groverwa
"F*˘k you."

The Gorilla Language
A man, visiting the zoo, was standing before the gorilla cage when a gust of wind blew some dust in his eye. He pulled his eyelid down to dislodge the particle and the gorilla...
Forum: Dirty Jokes 23-01-2012, 04:34 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 4,441
Posted By groverwa
"Aspirin,"

The Set Up

On their way home after celebrating their 25th anniversary, the wife thanks her husband for a wonderful evening.
"Oh, it's not over yet," says he.
Once in the house, he gives her a...
Forum: Dirty Jokes 17-01-2012, 06:33 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 3,164
Posted By groverwa
No fun getting old!!!

I watched as she got home from work this evening.
I was surprised when she walked across the street and up my driveway.
She knocked on my door...
I rushed to open it.

She looks at me, and...
Forum: Jokes 25-11-2011, 03:17 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 1,989
Posted By groverwa
crushed to death

At a wedding party recently someone yelled,

"All the married men please stand next to the one person who has made your life worth living."



The bartender was crushed to death.:wth::beer:
Forum: Jokes 11-11-2011, 10:19 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 1,803
Posted By groverwa
lot in common

A mature woman wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat.

As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver: “I have a dead pussy”.

The driver pointed to the...
Forum: Jokes 05-11-2011, 06:48 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 3,894
Posted By groverwa
Oxymoron

Oxymoron: An Oxymoron is defined as a phrase in which two words of opposite meanings are brought together.. Here are some funny oxymoron's:

1) Clearly Misunderstood
2) Exact Estimate
3) Small...
Forum: Jokes 01-11-2011, 10:41 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 1,516
Posted By groverwa
it's keeping your mouth shut

A woman goes to the Doctor, worried about her husband’s temper and threatening manner.


The Doctor asks:"What's the problem?


The woman says:"Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time...
Forum: Dirty Jokes 01-11-2011, 10:34 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 3,648
Posted By groverwa
Every one of them missed the bitch

Soldier’s Wife Confesses

This came from a Soldier’s wife. It says it all:

I sat, as did millions of other Australians, and watched as the government underwent a peaceful transition of power...
Forum: Jokes 25-09-2011, 05:03 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 1,491
Posted By groverwa
Holtzemfromfloppen

Do you need a laugh??
Forum: Dirty Jokes 19-09-2011, 09:28 AM
Replies: 0
Views: 2,320
Posted By groverwa
'I missed the kick.'

What with the Rugby World Cup on and all.............


The other day I was in an empty pub having a quiet beer by myself.

The door opened and in walked the most stunning woman I've ever...
Forum: Dirty Jokes 19-09-2011, 09:26 AM
Replies: 0
Views: 1,945
Posted By groverwa
'Ma eyes are nae

A salesman drove into a small town where a circus was in progress.

A sign read: 'Don't Miss Derek The Amazing Scotsman'. The salesman bought a ticket and sat down.

There, on centre stage, was...
Forum: Jokes 02-09-2011, 09:04 AM
Replies: 0
Views: 1,767
Posted By groverwa
Rofl...cgu

The kids have all their little SMS codes...like BFF, WTF, LOL etc.So voila some codes for Seniors!



ATD - At the Doctor's
BFF - Best Friends Funeral
BTW - Bring the Wheelchair
CBM -...
Forum: Jokes 30-08-2011, 05:45 AM
Replies: 0
Views: 1,708
Posted By groverwa
yell at them

Employee Selection Criteria

A woman called the manager of a factory that hired only married men and asked, "Why do you only hire married men? Do you think women are weak, dumb, cantankerous, or...
Forum: Jokes 28-08-2011, 07:39 AM
Replies: 0
Views: 1,691
Posted By groverwa
The blonde replies

The body builder takes off his shirt and the blonde says, "What a Great chest you have!


He tells her, 'That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, Baby.'

He takes off his pants and the blonde...
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