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Forum: Jokes 09-01-2018, 10:17 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 1,649
Posted By Ronnie
Collingwood supporter

A Collingwood girl goes to the welfare office to register for child benefit.

"How many children?" asks the welfare officer.

"Ten" replies the Collingwood girl, :wth:

"Ten?" says the...
Forum: Jokes 16-12-2017, 09:18 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 144
Posted By Ronnie
The Italian deaf book keeper

A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10,000,000.

His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that...
Forum: Jokes 16-12-2017, 04:40 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 1,909
Posted By Ronnie
Know a few more.

Know a few more.
Forum: Dirty Jokes 02-12-2017, 08:19 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 6,505
Posted By Ronnie
To good not to pass on to others.

To good not to pass on to others.
Forum: Jokes 02-12-2017, 08:18 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 16,459
Posted By Ronnie
big bone

One big erect bone.
Forum: Jokes 02-12-2017, 08:15 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 92
Posted By Ronnie
The Vicar's Salary:

At Sunday church the local Vicar explains that he must move on to a larger congregation that will pay him more.
There is a hush within the congregation.
No one wants him to leave because he is...
Forum: The Aviation Forum 26-06-2017, 07:44 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 12,283
Posted By Ronnie
External tranners.

What about two external trainers from Sydney; Jim MacDonald and Bob ???.
There was another bloke whose name excapes me transfered from PM to Sydney. Possible his surname might have been Harrison.
Forum: Jokes 25-06-2017, 10:59 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 774
Posted By Ronnie
Marriage

Remember. Marriage is the number one cause of divorce. Statistically, 100% of all divorces started with marriage.
Forum: Dirty Jokes 25-06-2017, 10:38 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 965
Posted By Ronnie
The Irish

Paddy and Mick were having a few beers at the bar together recounting old times when the call of nature caused them to line up at the stainless steel, still deep in conversation.
But Paddy could...
Forum: Jokes 25-06-2017, 10:21 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 2,668
Posted By Ronnie
replied

To me it is self explantly.:beer:
Forum: Jokes 17-02-2016, 01:12 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 3,098
Posted By Ronnie
Sex with goats

A professor at Ohio State University was giving a lecture on Paranormal Studies . To get a feel for his audience, he asks, "How many people here believe in ghosts?" :wth:

About 90 students raise...
Forum: Jokes 11-02-2016, 01:44 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 2,562
Posted By Ronnie
Harolds shop in London

A lady walks into Harrods. She looks around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely, she unexpectedly farts.

Very embarrassed,...
Forum: Jokes 10-12-2015, 08:16 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 3,636
Posted By Ronnie
Racing

A bloke was having a few drinks by himself at a Sydney casino when he met up with a striking but quite short and slim young woman. They got on famously and ended up in bed. ;-)

The next morning...
Forum: Jokes 07-12-2015, 08:23 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 2,344
Posted By Ronnie
Healthy

During my annual physical examination, my doctor asked me about my physical activity level. :P

I described a typical day, "Well, yesterday afternoon, I took a five hour walk about 7 kilometres...
Forum: Jokes 16-11-2015, 10:42 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 2,668
Posted By Ronnie
Politicians

A man walks into the Australian Election Commission, says to the
receptionist::nuts:

"I would like to put my name forward for the forthcoming elections as an
Independent candidate.:wth:

The...
Forum: Jokes 08-11-2015, 09:54 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 2,018
Posted By Ronnie
Wife is Missing in Texas

Wife is Missing in Texas
Husband went to the sheriff's department to report that his wife was missing.
Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home....
Sergeant:...
Forum: Jokes 05-04-2015, 06:05 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 5,639
Posted By Ronnie
Glad you enjoyed it.:wth:

Glad you enjoyed it.:wth:
Forum: Jokes 22-11-2014, 04:58 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 3,919
Posted By Ronnie
Best mate advice

This bloke brings his best mate home, unannounced, for dinner at 6:30, after work.
His wife screams her head off while his friend sits open mouthed and listens to the tirade...
"My bloody hair &...
Forum: Dirty Jokes 14-08-2014, 09:06 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 7,077
Posted By Ronnie
Excellent one.

Excellent one.
Forum: Jokes 14-08-2014, 09:01 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 1,997
Posted By Ronnie
It was entertainment night at the senior citizens' centre.

After the community sing along led by Alice at the piano it was time for the star of the show- Claude the Hypnotist! ;-)
Claude explained that he was going to put the whole audience into a trance....
Forum: Lae 26-07-2014, 06:30 PM
Replies: 100
Views: 257,410
Posted By Ronnie
Awlsome photos.

Awlsome photos.
Forum: Jokes 29-03-2014, 08:20 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 2,576
Posted By Ronnie
Mosquito

"It's only when you see a mosquito landing on your testicles :wth: that you realise that there is always a way to solve problems without resorting to violence.":beer:;-)(A)
Forum: Jokes 29-03-2014, 07:17 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 2,042
Posted By Ronnie
Aussie v Kiwi

A Kiwi and a Aussie go to a pastry shop.

The Aussie whisks three biscuits into his pocket with such speed the baker doesn’t notice. :wth:

The Aussie says to the Kiwi:”You’ll never beat that”
...
Forum: Jokes 08-02-2014, 04:52 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 2,096
Posted By Ronnie
Grammer

People need to double check their grammer before sending an e-mail.




It was meant to be "I am helping my Uncle Jack off his horse" :)
Forum: Jokes 16-11-2013, 07:42 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 4,695
Posted By Ronnie
'Circumcised'

A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention.
She went back to find out what was going on.:wth:
He was quite...
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