muppie
07-10-2001, 01:28 AM
A pretty blonde woman is driving down a country
road in her new sports car when something goes
wrong with the car and it breaks down. Luckily,
she happens to be near a farmhouse. She goes up
to the farmhouse and knocks on the door. When the
farmer answers, she says to him, "Oh, it's Sunday
night and my car broke down! I don't know what to
do! Can I stay here for the night until tomorrow
when I can get some help?
"Well," drawls the farmer, "you can stay here,
but I don't want you messin' with my sons Jed
and Luke."
She looks through the screen door and sees two
men standing behind the farmer. She judges them
to be in the early twenties.
"Okay", she says.
After they have gone to bed for the night the
woman begins to get a little horny just thinking
about the two boys in the room next to her. So
she quietly goes into their room and says, "Boys,
how would you like for me to teach you the ways
of the world?"
They say, "Huh?"
She says, "The only thing is, I don't want to get
pregnant, so you have to wear these rubbers." She
puts them on the boys, and the three of them go
at it all night long.
Forty years later Jed and Luke are sitting on the
front porch, rocking back and forth.
Jed says, "Luke?"
Luke says, "Yeah, Jed?"
Jed says, "You remember that blond woman that came
by here about forty years ago and showed us the
ways of the world?"
"Yeah," says Luke, "I remember."
"Well, do you care if she gets pregnant?" asks
Jed.
"Nope," says Luke, "I reckon not".
"Me, neither," says Jed, "Let's take these things
off."
road in her new sports car when something goes
wrong with the car and it breaks down. Luckily,
she happens to be near a farmhouse. She goes up
to the farmhouse and knocks on the door. When the
farmer answers, she says to him, "Oh, it's Sunday
night and my car broke down! I don't know what to
do! Can I stay here for the night until tomorrow
when I can get some help?
"Well," drawls the farmer, "you can stay here,
but I don't want you messin' with my sons Jed
and Luke."
She looks through the screen door and sees two
men standing behind the farmer. She judges them
to be in the early twenties.
"Okay", she says.
After they have gone to bed for the night the
woman begins to get a little horny just thinking
about the two boys in the room next to her. So
she quietly goes into their room and says, "Boys,
how would you like for me to teach you the ways
of the world?"
They say, "Huh?"
She says, "The only thing is, I don't want to get
pregnant, so you have to wear these rubbers." She
puts them on the boys, and the three of them go
at it all night long.
Forty years later Jed and Luke are sitting on the
front porch, rocking back and forth.
Jed says, "Luke?"
Luke says, "Yeah, Jed?"
Jed says, "You remember that blond woman that came
by here about forty years ago and showed us the
ways of the world?"
"Yeah," says Luke, "I remember."
"Well, do you care if she gets pregnant?" asks
Jed.
"Nope," says Luke, "I reckon not".
"Me, neither," says Jed, "Let's take these things
off."